Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...