Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....