sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...