What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Shootin Craps
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Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!