Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...