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|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...