A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.