Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...