A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.