A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!