Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...