Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...