Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp