A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...