Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Lawyer: Send Me
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stool taken!
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Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...