Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...