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Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Universal Grade Change Form
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A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
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You can now eat your own plate
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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...