DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...