Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...