Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...