Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.