Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.