Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...