Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.