What has two legs and bleeds?
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Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Kewl Job Application!
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Two wives were airing their troubles…
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Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...