No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...