Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....