Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...