Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...