Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...