Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...