Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...