Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....