College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...