Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...