Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...