Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...