How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!