What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Animals Q & A
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Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...