What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
College Courses for Women
1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of...