Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...