Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
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Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.