Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...