What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...