Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou