You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
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I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...