The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...