The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...