A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...