CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...