Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.