Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...