What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Adults have learned
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Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Lease nuclear weapons
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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
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