Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...