Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...