Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...